The emotional stages of getting ready for a night out…

  
I remember a time when I used to go out like three times a week… Now most weekends I’m sat with a cuppa watching emerdale on catch up. But on the nights I do go out getting ready is the best bit! And if you’re anything like me it goes something like this…

1. Omg I only have seven hours to get ready I must start right now….
2. *does mental scan of body to check of all the things that need doing…nails legs tan etc*
3. I’m just gunna have a quick bath… Comes out two hours later. But at least now there is not one unwanted hair on your body
4. You put some background music on while you get ready but end up dancing round to Beyoncé in your knickers…
5. The battle of getting perfectly even streak-free fake tan begins… Then the harder battle of getting it off your hands
6. You look at the tiny dress you have to fit in and immediately Google foods that won’t cause bloating
7. The millions of texts sent to your friend… “Are you wearing a coat? What shall we predrink? Is he going? Can I borrow your Mac lipstick?” 
8. Having a little Facebook/Twitter stalk to see who’s going out
9. Watches at least 10 YouTube makeup tutorials hoping to nail the Kendal Jenner look…
10. Crap my eyebrows don’t match
11. Okay I think I have enough makeup on my face lets just put shit loads of setting spray on so I can’t move my face
12. Wiggles your dress on just in time for your friend to arrive… Sambucca time! 

As much as I love going out, the getting ready bit is the part I definitely enjoy most. And I’m finally getting a social life this weekend!

Let me know if you agree! 

Lauren x